Friday, January 31, 2014

Philosophy According to Boot Laces


     On a normal day, I have gotten into the truly odd habit of wearing a pair of tough little work boots that I brought back from Christmas break with me. These suede ruffians that I attach to my feet, while being resistant to the rain, ice, or snow that we here in Juneau to intermittently experience, have an uncommon and ignominious curse bestowed on them by the footwear gods: the curse of boot laces.

     Every morning, in order to function correctly during the day, I have set before me a grim and time-consuming task: lacing up my boots good and tight. It is my burden to make sure that each lace that threads through the 7 pairs of lace-holes on each boot is tightened to a sufficient strength. This task is made all the more complex due to the fact that my laces stretch and drag in and out of the holes in a most un-smooth and thoroughly dissatisfying way. This means that I must tug voraciously at the laces for each hole to get them satisfactorily snug. It is only after this that I can tie the knot well, which is another set of complains completely. Let us just say that my knot-tying skills have diminished since I learned back in Kindergarten.

     As a consequence of this drudgery in the morning, it falls to me every evening the task of then undoing all of my morning’s work in order to take the boots off. This morning tightening logically makes it impossible for my foot to even contemplate freedom from the boot without substantially loosening the laces. This I particularly despise, as my former habit of tying my shoes only once, and then slipping them on and off had become muscle memory, now only to be frustrated by a constrictor of a boot. This tightening up and loosening out of my boot laces would drive me up the wall and force me to give up my boots forever if it were not for one virtue that the process entails.

     In this morning and evening ritual of precise tugging, I have learned that boot laces require intentionality. I have to be completely sure that I am going out the door before I actually do it. These boot laces make me think about what it is that I am doing, and answer to why I am doing it. As I step out of my dorm room, I have to know where I am going and why I am going there. If I did not know these things, I would never have laced up my boots. Likewise, I must also know when I am home to stay, and unlacing my boots solidifies this. If I did not go through the process of taking off my boots at the end of the day, would I feel at home at all? No, I would not, and I would not value being at home, either. The patience required by such antiquated means of foot-security makes me have to know and value where I am and where I am going.

     My friends, we live in a generation cursed by the craving for accessibility. We don’t just want to go somewhere, we want to be somewhere, and be there quick. I mean, how many of us would jump at the chance to have a portal gun, or a flying cap, or even just a plain old car? To have things like this would mean that we could go anywhere, anytime, in just minutes. But would we ever appreciate it being there?

     I’m not saying we should all wear suede work boots (well…maybe I am), I’m just saying that a little inconvenience makes for a lot of appreciation. I’m just saying that when you tie your shoes, when you make the walk from housing down to campus, when you make homemade food (hey, I'm a college student, it's a longed-for commodity), when you lock and unlock your door and the beginning and end of the day, you have a greater ability to appreciate what you are doing with your life.

     Happy lacing.