Replies to Marlow's Passionate Shepherd (A Poem)

• What is love? (Baby don’t hurt me)
  Leave my freedom to live with thee?
  What thing in nature have I missed?
  I’m an environmentalist.

• Sit on some rocks? Rlly? Alot?
  OMG dude thts not even hot
  You can see sheep if you want, well
  I look for signal for my cell.

• Roses! You are minority!
  But God takes my priority.
  (Sigh in grief, my friend, moan and groan
  Welcome to this lady’s friend zone.)

• A gown made of the finest wool
  Bright white, and light, and yet quite dull
  This is not right for my station
  I crave the latest sensation

• These pleasures will not make me move
  You’ll learn you've got a lot to prove
  You think you can so easily
  Get your grubby hands on me?

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Perhaps the shepherd swains will sing
For the delight of each morning
Far will the shepherd have to move
In search of things resembling love...